First post in a long mother-fucking time

I'm baaaaaaack...

So, I am with child. This has kept me from you all. First-it was hush-hush. Then after our 1st sono we got over that. Pregnancy is so all consuming that I cannot fathom how to NOT talk about it 24/7. I am nauseous ALL day. Food sucks. I had a Chinese food craving but my last delivery was questionable so I'm over it. I love lemon and salads, danish and donuts. Ali is super excited and voting for a girl. Kai isn't quite sure what is going on, just that mama is tired and pretty rough looking. In a week when we cross over to the 12 week side I will fix my hair-I promise. I am so tired after working all week that I feel I might cry. There's been alot of sweats and T.V. time. I needed to catch up on True Blood anyway. My love to you all. We'll talk again soon. (I hope-the couch sounds pretty good right now)

I am not the mom that:

~sews buttons back on, hems, knits, crochets, etc.
~bakes from scratch
~looks her age
~acts her age
~dresses her age
~acts appropriately
~cooks
~does arts & crafts
~plays board games
~takes shit from other moms

~decorates obsessively for holidays
~gives haircuts at home
~believes that talking about sex makes kids have it
~puts your father (or the "man" in my life) before you
~carries a "mom" purse
~irons
~is selfish

(OK-I baked when I had 1 kid)