Are you the perfect mom?
Is your house something out of Better Homes & Gardens?
Do you make floral arrangements? Do you avoid swearing, yelling & s-e-x?
Then this blog is NOT for you.
If you are doing the best you can with what you have and can embrace your imperfections and share them with other moms-then this is the blog for you.
As a mom of three, I have a lot to say. You may not agree with all of it but I assure you it will be entertaining and provocative.
Crazy As A Shithouse Rat
Showing posts with label shave your beaver. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shave your beaver. Show all posts
...oh my! I am making a vow to myself that I WILL find the energy (even though I was up all night with a sick toddler) to utilize my new sex toys tonight. This will involve remembering to bring the AA batteries upstairs. Getting over the fact that I REALLY need to shave. Keeping my penis awake since he went to work on 0 hours of sleep. And, getting in the mood.
