So here are the rules (why are there always rules?)
- Tell 7 things that you don't already know about me.
- Name 7 other blogs to receive this award
- Leave a comment on each of the blogs I nominated
- Thank the person who gave you the award.
1. I don't drive. Ever. Panic ensues.
2. I laugh when I masturbate. I can't take myself seriously.
3. My house is a fucking pigsty.
4. My yard is totally "white trash" right now. All I'm missing is an old car on the lawn.
5. I may not decorate for the holidays at all. Is that bad? It's so commercial and ridiculous.
6. My [ex] best friend got married last week. Funny how life works, isn't it? Like if someone told you you'd be missing this person's wedding you'd be all; "No fucking way..."
7. I am going to throw a sex toy party with my incredible friend Sarah.
And I shall pass this award along to~
Catherine at http://herbadmother.com/
Kristen at http://www.motherhooduncensored.net/motherhood_uncensored/
Mr. Lady at http://www.whiskeyinmysippycup.com/
The Aiming Low Gang at http://aiminglow.com/
Mama Kat at http://www.mamakatslosinit.com/
Raechel at http://raechelmyers.blogspot.com/
Mrs. Call Me Crazy (we're soul mates) at http://www.lifescrazyjoke.com/