Blog Award, Shmog Award

My absolute favorite "new" blogger presented me with The Scribbler Award...Mrs. Call Me Crazy @ http://www.lifescrazyjoke.com/.  Check her out if you have not already, she's fucking hilarious.

So here is all the "junk" that comes with the honor~

• Each Superior Scribbler must in turn pass The Award on to 5 most-deserving Bloggy Friends.
• Each Superior Scribbler must link to the author & the name of the blog from whom he/she has received The Award.
• Each Superior Scribbler must display The Award on his/her blog, and link to This Post, which explains The Award.
• Each Blogger who wins The Superior Scribbler Award must visit this post and add his/her name to the Mr. Linky List. That way, we'll be able to keep up-to-date on everyone who receives This Prestigious Honor!
• Each Superior Scribbler must post these rules on his/her blog.

Without further ado-I pass this award onto~

http://www.suburbanjungle.net/

The beautifully written blog that made me cry this week~http://thespohrsaremultiplying.com/

http://kimsueellen.blogspot.com/

http://mommygeekology.com/

http://www.graspingforobjectivity.com/

3rd time is a charm...

I won my 3rd blog award~go me!! Thanks to 'Manda over at http://mandablogsabout.blogspot.com/
So here are the rules (why are there always rules?)

• Tell 7 things that you don't already know about me.
• Name 7 other blogs to receive this award
• Leave a comment on each of the blogs I nominated
• Thank the person who gave you the award.
  

My Seven:
1. I don't drive. Ever. Panic ensues.
2. I laugh when I masturbate. I can't take myself seriously.
3. My house is a fucking pigsty.
4. My yard is totally "white trash" right now. All I'm missing is an old car on the lawn.
5. I may not decorate for the holidays at all. Is that bad? It's so commercial and ridiculous.
6. My [ex] best friend got married last week. Funny how life works, isn't it? Like if someone told you you'd be missing this person's wedding you'd be all; "No fucking way..."
7. I am going to throw a sex toy party with my incredible friend Sarah.

And I shall pass this award along to~

Catherine at http://herbadmother.com/
Kristen at http://www.motherhooduncensored.net/motherhood_uncensored/
Mr. Lady at http://www.whiskeyinmysippycup.com/
The Aiming Low Gang at http://aiminglow.com/
Mama Kat at http://www.mamakatslosinit.com/
Raechel at http://raechelmyers.blogspot.com/
Mrs. Call Me Crazy (we're soul mates) at http://www.lifescrazyjoke.com/

My 1st Blog Award

Thanks to: http://thesuburbanjungle.blogspot.com/

The Best Blog Award rules are:

1) To accept the award, post it on your blog together with the name of the person who has granted the award and his/her blog link.

2) Pass the award to 15 other blogs that you have recently discovered and think are great! Remember to contact the bloggers to let them know they have been chosen for this award.

http://purelyrandomish.blogspot.com/

http://pregnantcancer.blogspot.com/

http://mommyofmarshall.blogspot.com/

http://myfriendsaresluts.blogspot.com/

http://www.mommyneedsmeds.com/

http://addisondonbavand.blogspot.com/

http://missedconnectionsny.blogspot.com/

http://www.manicmother.com/

http://ezramalik.blogspot.com/

http://confessions-of-a-psychotic-housewife.blogspot.com/

http://chroniclesofmomnia.blogspot.com/

http://bipolarcocktail.blogspot.com/

http://queenofshakeshake.com/

http://www.owlhaven.net/

http://methemama.blogspot.com/