Why is it?

...that if you say "Don't touch that.", they just HAVE to? 

If you look your best, you will run into no one. 

If you look your worst...you run into your ex & his hot new girlfriend (insert applicable scenerio here)

If you ask him what he wants for dinner his reply will be "Whatever you want."

You never have the coupon when you end up at the store..the one for 30% off that they just can't honor without it?

My cell phone is never charged when I need it to be?

When your mood is "hell yeah", theirs is "huh"

~Queen Crazy Mum of Insanityville