Crazy As A Shithouse Rat

Crazy As A Shithouse Rat

Friday, August 28, 2009

Let's talk about...




S.E.X. Am I the only woman that is either incredibly horny or not interested AT ALL? Is it bad that sleep outranks sex?
I hate kissing during sex,I like to focus on what I am doing.
I would like to buy some {more} sex toys but I don't know where to start. They always make me laugh.
How important is sex to you?
Size matters. Period.
I adore oral pleasure. I also don;t understand why some woman do not enjoy being "fingered". "Fingering is the practice of manual manipulation of the clitoris, vagina, vulva or anus for the purpose of sexual arousal and stimulation. It is analogous to the handjob (manual stimulation of the penis), and is a common form of foreplay or mutual masturbation". Google "fingering", it's quite entertaining.
Porn? Makes me laugh. Although we watched some random HBO special last night & that got me all worked up so maybe it's just dumb bitch guy with bad hair stupid plot porn that makes me giggle.
Would you be in a relationship if the sex was bad? If you were not comfortable naked? With the lights on?
I think the only way to be completely satisfied is to be 100% comfortable with your partner. If they make you feel sexy. They know what you like. You can suggest introducing something new & they don't look at you like you are a freak.

~Queen Crazy Mum of Insanityville

2 comments:

hilary, no-longer-anything-other-than-mommy-clark said...

Not that I would EVER do anything anymore, but I think sex with a person you don't know can be just as hot as sex with a person you're totally comfortable/in love with. I used to like the occasional hot, relatively anonymous sex with a one or two night stand. Those days are behind me now, but I have some pretty fond memories...

Heather said...

I wrote this post as the current me-mother of 2 & calm(er). Pre-kids I agree 100%-very exciting. Mysterious. Sexy. Dangerous.