...oh my! I am making a vow to myself that I WILL find the energy (even though I was up all night with a sick toddler) to utilize my new sex toys tonight. This will involve remembering to bring the AA batteries upstairs. Getting over the fact that I REALLY need to shave. Keeping my penis awake since he went to work on 0 hours of sleep. And, getting in the mood.
Are you the perfect mom? Is your house something out of Better Homes & Gardens? Do you make floral arrangements? Do you avoid swearing, yelling & s-e-x? Then this blog is NOT for you. If you are doing the best you can with what you have and can embrace your imperfections and share them with other moms-then this is the blog for you. As a mom of three, I have a lot to say. You may not agree with all of it but I assure you it will be entertaining and provocative.
3 comments:
I love it... Now if you keep that penis awake, you must enlighten us all on that... I know that I, for one, would like some more ideas on how to achieve the goal of keeping mine awake...
The penis only needs to be half awake. I hope you managed to keep it awake and more importantly get those AA batteries.
Ha! Batteries are now kept in the bedroom & the Clitoral Hummer was a hit!
http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-toy-reviews/vibrators/clitoral-hummer-waterproof
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