Crazy As A Shithouse Rat

Crazy As A Shithouse Rat

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

I need suggestions...

...on how to get divorced in this lifetime. I filed for divorce 2 years ago. $1500 later I am still "married". Following is a list of what I have tried so far-without success: ~withholding sex-for the entire marriage ~being a complete bitch ~taking down all the wedding photos ~making him sleep on the couch for 95% of the marriage ~kicking him out without explanation (the cops made me though-very long story for another blog post) ~changing locks ~getting back together with the father of my eldest child ~having another baby with said father ~bettering myself by going back to school ~graduating with a 4.0 and obtaining a job ~speaking to him ONCE in 2 years Please help me before I go even more insane. ~Queen Crazy Mum of Insanityville


Khira said...

wow is contesting the divorce?

Heather said...

not even...he answered but he just ignores all phone calls & letters from his attorney
can you say douche in denial?